Saturday, July 11, 2026

Blind Beasts and Red Angels: Erotic Obsessions in the New Wave Gothic Films of Yasuzo Masumura

I did some writing a some years ago for a webzine called Film and Fishnets which appears to be defunct. Navigating to the url of my articles returns a "website expired" message, so that's that, I guess. I keep everything I write, though, so I'm going to be recreating those pieces here over the course of this month. These are some of my favorite pieces among my own writing and I'm happy to share them on my own site. I hope everyone else who wrote or created art for the venue has kept their work, too. It was an interesting experiment.


1.

Bear with me for a bit here.

One of the odder personalities in the history of art is the Swiss artist, Henry Fuseli (born Johann Heinrich Füssli before he anglicized his name after moving to England). His most famous painting is The Nightmare, which has been haunting the gothic imagination since its debut in 1781, especially since it was rediscovered, along with all of Fuseli’s other work by the symbolists and the surrealists in the early 20th century. Ken Russell once themed an entire movie around it. It suited Russell’s aesthetic. It doesn’t take a deep dive into Fuseli’s reams of drawings to discover that he was kind of a pervert, one with a deeply fixed fear of being unmanned by women, either figuratively or literally. Take, for instance, this early drawing of a man being forced to submit to his mistress.

Tuesday, June 30, 2026

The Grant Mystique: Sylvia Scarlett (1936)

"There's something that gives me a queer feeling every time I look at you."--Jimmy Monkley (Cary Grant) in Sylvia Scarlett.


Cary Grant's sexuality has been an open question for decades. Grant vowed that he was straight to the end of his days, but rumors circulated his entire life and afterward that not only was he gay, he and his friend, Randolph Scott, set up house together between lavender marriages to minor actresses. If true, it was an on again off again cohabitation of some twelve years. Grant was militant in defending his heterosexuality, though. He was litigious on the subject during his lifetime. And yet...several of his earliest directors were gay. He had a bit part in Dorothy Arzner's Merrily We Go to Hell and a more substantial one in Mitchell Leisen's The Eagle and the Hawk.  He was perfectly happy to allow filmmakers to poke fun at his masculinity, particularly in two films for Howard Hawks. In Bringing Up Baby, Hawks dressed the actor in a marabou negligee and when pressed on his appearance by the film's straights, gave him the line, "I just went gay all of a sudden!" A decade later, Hawks dressed him up as a woman full stop in I Was a Male War Bride, assuming that the sight of Grant so attired would be hilarious. That gag hasn't aged at all well. Grant's daughter, Jennifer, continued to defend her father's heterosexuality after his death, but several of his ex-wives described him as bisexual at the very least. As a personal note: Grant set off my mother's gaydar, which was accurate enough to identify Rock Hudson as a gay man long before he was outed during the AIDS epidemic. So there you go. You have my mother's word for it.

In spite of Grant's defenses and denials, queerness circled his career and screen image, if only as background radiation. Three of the actor's collaborations with Katharine Hepburn were directed by George Cukor, whose homosexuality wasn't just a matter of rumor. Cukor knew all of gay Hollywood, and held parties for them in his home throughout his life. In 1936, Cukor was picked up on vice charges at the Navy pier with William Haines and Haines's boyfriend/husband for soliciting sex from men, something that MGM was at pains to cover up. Cukor was often relegated as a director of "women's pictures" ever after, including, appropriately enough, The Women in 1939 as a consolation prize for being removed from Gone With the Wind because Clark Gable wouldn't be directed by a "fairy" (his word). Cukor himself bristled at the idea that he could only work with women and, indeed, more men won Oscars in his films than did for any other director. He also directed more movies starring Katharine Hepburn--ten of them--than any other director.

Katharine Hepburn herself was no model of depression-era heterosexuality, either. She affected mannish fashions in a time when that was taboo. She frequently wore pants (gasp!). She consorted with known lesbians. Her second film, the very queer-coded Christopher Strong, was directed by Dorothy Arzner after all (her first was directed by Cukor). She was rumored to have had romantic relationships with multiple women and a long-term one with her "companion", Laura Harding, throughout the 1930s. Some of Hepburn's comments on her own persona suggest at least some level of gender ambiguity. She affected an alter ego named "Jimmy" in her youth, for example, and sometimes complained that she should have been born a man. History notes Hepburn's affairs with men, most notably John Ford (himself of a dubious sexuality if you believe Maureen O'Hara, among others), Howard Hughes, and Spencer Tracy. Tracy was accounted Hepburn's great love, but is it possible that he was a beard? Likely not, but some of her contemporaries, known lesbians all, believed that the actual love of her life was Harding, with whom she remained close throughout her life.

Does any of this matter given the enforced heterosexuality of movies during the Production Code era? Is it even useful to speculate about dead movie stars who never publicly acknowledged that they were some variety of queer? Maybe not as a rule. The Breen office and paranoid studios made damned sure that this is all reading tea leaves in the absence of documentary evidence. Even granting that, you cannot avoid the queerness of the imagery in Grant, Hepburn, and Cukor's first collaboration, Sylvia Scarlett (1936), in which Hepburn cuts off her hair and poses as a man for most of the film and kisses a girl. And if the film weren't queer enough already, Edmund Gwenn--Kris Kringle himself--plays Sylvia Scarlett's reprobate father in the film. Gwenn never remarried after he separated from his wife around 1916. He spent his later years living with the much younger Olympic bobsledder, Rodney Soher, and allegedly had multiple male side-pieces. One almost feels sorry for poor Brian Ahern, possibly the only prominent straight cast member in the film.

It is the overt queerness of Sylvia Scarlett that is most often cited as the reason it flopped. It is that same overt queerness that has granted it an afterlife in spite of its initial failure. It's a cult item these days, a film that figures prominently in the history of gay Hollywood. It's also an important film in the careers of both Grant and Hepburn, though it sent them in opposite directions.

Tuesday, June 02, 2026

Revisiting The Invasion of the Body Snatchers and Its Progeny at Horror 101

Seeing the original 1956 version of The Invasion of the Body Snatchers when I was nine years old was a formative experience for me, which I discuss with my friend Aaron and his guests at Horror 101 with Dr. AC this week. We also discuss the descendants of that film, for better or for worse. Join us, won't you?





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Monday, June 01, 2026

Norma Jean at 100

I had a weird dream last night where I was working as a camera operator on Some Like It Hot and I was covertly filming a short film in which Marilyn Monroe was delivering Molly Bloom's monologue from Ulysses and that's why she was always late to set for Wilder's film. In my dream we did multiple set-ups to make it cinematic rather than just pointing the camera at her, which in retrospect, I probably should have done in the first place. She flubbed her lines once or twice, but she knew the material.

I have no idea of if the real Norma Jean could do a Dublin accent, but in my dream she could.

The picture at the head of this post is from Clash by Night, by the way, a film notable because she doesn't use the baby doll voice for which she's famous. I picture Molly Bloom looking a bit like this. Jesus, can you imagine this woman saying:

"I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish Wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes."

That would have melted movie screens.

I know the real Marilyn read Ulysses and lobbied for the part of Molly Bloom in a film she wanted to get off the ground. I know she got angry when producers told her that she wasn't right for a film version when she knew those producers hadn't even read it.

Anyway, she would have been 100 years old today. Hollywood squandered her talent, but she made a bunch of great films in spite of that.





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Wednesday, May 27, 2026

Revisiting Duel (1971) at Horror 101

My friend, Dr. AC, had me back on his Horror 101 cast again to talk about Duel (1971), the TV movie that put Steven Spielberg on the map. This is one of the masterpieces of 1970s horror filmmaking, and more than a little of that moxie was provided by screenwriter and favorite of the blog, Richard Matheson. Join us, won't you?





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Thursday, March 05, 2026

The True/False Film Festival 2026: Preludes

The annual True/False Film Festival rolls into my fair city again today with a selection of non-fiction-ish films on offer. I always think of the festival as a kind of circus, given that there's a parade and a bunch of interactive art projects associated with the event. I've seen several of this year's films prior to the start of the festival in my role as screener. Here are my thoughts on those films, all of which make their world premieres tonight.

Phenomena (2026, directed by Josef Gatti) is to physics as Microcosmos was to biology, minus the snail sex. It attempts to visualize physical phenomena for the screen and covers major topics like light, matter, energy, waves, gravity, magnetism, entropy, and life itself. In each case, the film uses a macrocinematic technique to create visual poems from the individual phenomena. The color spectra on the surface of bubbles, produced by the transparency and thickness of the bubble wall create a spectacular light show, for example, that resembles the light shows they used to create with colored oils for psychedelic rock shows at the Fillmore. The self-assembly of matter is demonstrated by the growth of salt crystals, for another example, while waves are produced with a vibrating plate and sand, et cetera. Each movement has a distinct visual key, and the score makes the whole thing play like a physics version of Fantasia.

It also inculcates a sense of curiosity in the natural world. In addition to its function as a beautiful cinematic experience, it explains the universe in an engaging way that leaves open the door to explore further. It also draws a connection from all of these forces to the immediate lives of the viewer. This is especially true of the segment on nuclear forces, in which a piece of uranium is put in a chamber with a gas that reacts to radioactivity, creating visible tendrils of vapor wherever a ray passes through. Then it offers the same visual without the uranium, in the presence of just the air. There are still trails of vapor as particles from the background radiation of the universe manifest themselves. The whole thing is compelling, and makes science and the natural world visible in a way that most science media does not. Even without the science background, this is the work of a keen cinematic intelligence. Often spectacular, this would best be seen on the biggest screen you can find.

Buck's Harbor (2026, directed by Peter Muller) is an examination of male isolation and loneliness by way of a portrait of several men who live in Bucks Harbor, Maine. All of them make their living by lobstering, either directly or indirectly. Each of them cope with the disappointment and bitterness of working a hard-scrabble existence. Dave is a recovering addict who becomes harbor master during the course of the film; he once had aspirations to be an artist. Dave has a nephew who is learning the same life, and while their time together ice fishing and hunting and such seem to offer them meaning, the hard wall of adulthood remains for the nephew to climb. Wayne, another recovering addict, is a nomad who has worked dozens of jobs and spent time in prison; he views his isolation as freedom and has a tattoo of a jailbird who reminds him that alcohol destroyed his life. Mark makes lobster traps and has a life that’s not quite as hard as the men who go to sea each day. He’s married, but he has a second life as a crossdresser who performs an alternate identity on web cam. His crossdressing seems like a pressure valve in which he can burn away the expectations of masculinity and escape them, if only briefly.

This is an observational doc, where the various characters talk about their lives as they go about them. This sometimes looks like The Most Dangerous Catch when it's on the water, though without the notion that it's a grand adventure. At land, there’s a sense here that performing the roles expected of men have basically forestalled all of these people from living a full and meaningful life, and there’s also a sense that the patrimony passed on to the next generation is equally hopeless, with the looming spectre of climate change decimating their livelihood. There are occasional shots of lobsters in their environment sitting as if in judgement, or as a kind of Greek Chorus. This is a bleak film, filled with hollow men and economic desolation. It’s also a beautiful film in its way, capturing the coast of Maine and a dangerous profession with an eye toward a dismal poetry.

Seized (2026, directed by Sharon Liese) presents the woes of a free press in microcosm by focusing on the 2023 seizure of the Marion County Record in Kansas by the city government. The Record has been investigating a dispute between the owner of a local restaurant owner, who continued to retain a liquor license in spite of a drunk driving conviction. Her ex-husband leaked the information to the Record, who were dubious enough of its provenance that they chose not to run it. That didn't stop the police from raiding the paper for evidence of improperly obtained information. The Record stuck to their anonymous source. The star of the film is the record's editor, Eric Meyer, whose mother, Joan, was the owner of the paper. The police raided their home as well as the paper's offices, precipitating Joan Meyer's death a day later. The police also raided the home of Vice Mayor Ruth Herbell. This was international news, causing the entire profession of journalism to circle the wagons to defend the record, and also started the process of kicking over the rocks to find the dirty secrets of cockroaches, particularly Police Chief Cody an restaurateur Kari Newell. Cody, it seems, had a history of harassment at the Kansas City Police Department, leading to his early retirement there.

The film casts its net wider than the raid and the aftermath, which resulted in lawsuits against the city and the dismissal of the Chief of Police. It's also a portrait of small town journalism and it's relationship to the communities they cover. In this case, it conveniently also projects into a broader examination of journalism in the current national political environment. It's not above indulging in archetypes, either. Eric Meyer is the kind of journalist who used to populate movies. There's a sly cut between Meyer smoking a cigarette as the cops haul off his files and a washtub filled with sand and a myriad of cigarette butts. One can imagine him with a battered fedora and a cigarette dangling from his lip as he bangs out copy on an old manual typewriter. Given that he's the editor, he's also reminiscent of Superman's boss, Perry White, and a maybe a little bit of Walter Burns from The Front Page, an unscrupulous operator who will get the story and protect the paper no matter the means. He could easily be a villain, but is spared that by the sheer stupidity of his opponents. One doesn't have to squint very hard to imagine these people in the current (in 2026) presidential administration. The restaurateur, Newell, even has the look of this era's authoritarian Barbies.

In this case, the institution of journalism prevails, but there's the lurking threat of corporate media ever-present in the background of the film. Meyer is a bulwark against that, too, but when he's gone, who will depend independent journalism in Marion, Kansas? Certainly not the intern whose story runs in parallel to the main story. He's eager, but he's not going to stay. How do you keep them down on the farm, and all that?





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Friday, January 09, 2026

Revisiting Eyes Without a Face at Horror 101

I was invited on to my friend Aaron's Horror 101 pocast again to talk about one of my very favorite films. How favorite? I named myself after a character in it. I've written about it on multiple occasions, and I've reproduced the essay I wrote about it for the old Muriel awards a few years ago below the jump.

Sunday, November 23, 2025

The Krell Laboratories Podcast: The Movies and Mr. King

I had a long conversation with besties, Anna Maurya and Jenni Shwaner, about this year's crop of Stephen King adaptations, including The Monkey (2025), The Life of Chuck, The Long Walk, and The Running Man (2025). We also discuss the recent anthology of stories set in the universe of The Stand, The End of the World As We Know It. We are all long-time "constant readers," as King would have us, but we're not entirely uncritical. Join us, won't you?

Anna is also on this week's Horror 101 episode talking about Cannibal Holocaust. Like Chuck in The Life of Chuck we contain multitudes.





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Wednesday, October 15, 2025

The Pendulum Swings


“And then there stole into my fancy, like a rich musical note, the thought of what sweet rest there must be in the grave.”

― Edgar Allan Poe, The Pit and the Pendulum

The last time I saw Roger Corman's version of The Pit and the Pendulum (1961) was over 16 years ago. I know this because I wrote a capsule review about it here back when I was using this blog as a notepad. It is not my favorite of the Poe films, but on re-watching it this morning I think it's the film that really nailed the Poe films in place as a cultural force. It's also a film that follows a rule of sequels insofar as its first half is exactly the plot of Corman's House of Usher, and some of the specific story beats are also identical. Corman isn't traditionally thought of as an auteur, but at least while he was making his Poe films, he totally was one. Once the film sheds House of Usher, it winds up gathering a number of other trends loose in the genre and creating a unified theory of Gothic filmmaking circa 1960. It's a hugely influential film, not least because it looks to the Italians and one-ups them at their own game. Corman even borrowed Barbara Steele to drive home the point.

Friday, October 10, 2025

Shakin' All Over

I originally saw Tremors (1990, directed by Ron Underwood) when it was in theaters and then never afterwards. I may have seen bits of it when it was on television, but I don't remember ever sitting down to watch the whole thing in the thirty-five years since. I remember renting the hell out of it when I was running a video store, which was maybe a sign that it should be in the rotation for Halloween. It was popular. It's still popular if the response to me watching it on social media is any indication. One of my friends calls it a masterpiece. Another claims that it's the anti-A24 horror movie. I can see that. The monsters in Tremors are purely the embodiment of a hostile universe, and not some metaphor for trauma or grief or whatever other literary therapy themes art horror likes to weave into their metaphors these days. Moreover, Tremors is antithetical to the middlebrow horror of our own age in which the nuclear family under threat is the ultimate horror bogey. The graboids in Tremors are none of that. They hearken to an older storytelling tradition, when our ancestors gathered around the campfire to hear stories of mighty heroes slaying monsters. Admittedly, we don't really have "mighty heroes" in this movie, but Kevin Bacon and Fred Ward as our two protagonists will do in a pinch. Tremors is old fashioned in another way, too: it's nothing but fun.

Saturday, October 04, 2025

Look Into My Eyes

H (2002, directed by Jong-Hyuk Lee) appeared right at the crest of the K-horror boom of the early aughts, so it found its way into relatively wide distribution around the world when it maybe ought to have remained a local obscurity. I mean, it's fine, I guess, but at a time when Korean films generally were carving out a reputation for impeccable film craft, it seems curiously deficient as a film narrative. It's clunky when it had the wherewithal to take advantage of a burgeoning pool of talent. Its leading actress, for example, was in the K-horror masterpiece, A Tale of Two Sisters, in the same year. That's a comparison it cannot withstand, but there are a few other touchstones before which it also shrinks in magnitude.

Friday, October 03, 2025

Waiting on the Worms

For some incomprehensible reason, my local Pride celebration was held this year on the first weekend of October. The organizers and the local LGBTQ+ community center partner with our local art house to show queer-themed films in the run-up to the event. This year's slate includes a pioneering lesbian rom com (Saving Face), a key film of the New Queer Cinema of the 1990s (My Own Private Idaho), and the recent trans horror film, T-Blockers (2023, directed by Alice Maio Mackay). This last film kills three birds with one stone for me: I get to support art made by trans people, I get to support my local art house, and I get to add it to the pile of horror movies for this year's spooky season. Of the three, the first two are more important than the last, particularly in the present political moment. T-Blockers is in a tradition of DIY filmmaking that exists at the fringes of the horror genre and on the fringes of cinema itself, a swamp previously inhabited by the likes of John Waters, Russ Meyer, Kenneth Anger, Joe Christ, Maya Deren, Ed Wood, Adam Wingard and Simon Barrett, and The Blair Witch Project. This is not a commercial cinema, though some movies and filmmakers do sometimes escape into a capitalist marketplace. There are so few resources available to filmmakers in this sector that it's a miracle anyone makes any films at all here, so it is with some admiration that I note that Alice Maio Mackay has made six films before she turned 21, all while transitioning. That she is trans is an extra pair of concrete shoes to wear during the process. Maybe things are different in Australia, but the obstacles in her path have defeated more talented directors than her. T-Blockers is a bit of a mess, but it exists outside the demands of what constitutes a well-made movie. That it exists at all is a feat of will that most filmmakers could not muster. It goes to show that if you really want to make a movie, nothing can stop you.

Nota bene: you may find this post overly political. What can I say? I am a trans person living in 2025 America writing about trans art. If you don't want the politics that entails, you might be more interested in my posts on classic Hollywood films. Or engaging somewhere else entirely.

Thursday, October 02, 2025

Not Fade Away

I'm sure I saw The Invisible Man Returns (1940, directed by Joe May) when I was a kid, but I didn't remember much except some of the special effects gags, particularly the scene at the end when the Invisible Man is slowly returning to visibility and all you can see is a net of veins and arteries. I am not fond of the Universal horror movies of the 1940s so I am mildly surprised to be wrong about this film. While it may not be a masterpiece like its predecessor, it's a worthy successor. Its main innovation is a change of genre. This is not exactly a horror movie. Rather, it is a horror-adjacent crime story/whodunnit. It also has director Joe May, one of the titans of German cinema during the silent era who was reduced to helming B-movies for Universal after fleeing to Hollywood in 1933. His career was winding down at the time but he had a couple of fireworks displays left in him for 1940, including The Invisible Man Returns and The House of Seven Gables. Both star Vincent Price.

Friday, September 05, 2025

The Grant Mystique: Dream Wife (1953)

Some years ago I complained that once World War II ended, Cary Grant was content to settle into inane sitcoms rather than the kind of sparkling entertainments he made during his first golden era (roughly 1937 to 1942). Whatever their virtues, films like The Bachelor and the Bobby Soxer or Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House domesticated the Grant persona for a post war audience of war veterans moving to the new suburbs on the GI bill. I use the word "sitcom" with malice aforethought. Grant had become conservative with his choices. He would stretch his persona only very occasionally. One of his co-stars during this period described Grant as "the most nervous actor I ever worked with." It seems that the shadow of Archie Leach, the nobody, dogged Grant to the end of his days. The nadir of Grant's post-war artistic conservatism is Dream Wife (1953, directed by Sidney Sheldon). Sidney Sheldon is a name that should be familiar to audiences of a certain age. He is best known as the creator of the television sitcoms, The Patty Duke Show and I Dream of Jeannie. Certain elements of Dream Wife show up in I Dream of Jeannie, as it happens. Its conception of the Princess Tarji (Betta St. John) in particular is the template for Barbara Eden's Jeannie. Sheldon was very successful as screenwriter, as a television writer, and as a producer. He was even more successful later in his career as the writer of trashy romantic suspense novels with titles like Rage of Angels and The Other Side of Midnight. Sheldon had been successful working with Cary Grant before, having written the screenplay for The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer. That script won him an Oscar. Dream Wife, alas, was NOT a success for Sheldon and it nearly ended the career of its star. After the film failed to recoup its costs--a rarity for any film starring Grant during his major stardom--the actor considered retirement. He went so far as announcing his retirement in the press. He wouldn't make another film for two years. Dream Wife was a disaster for everyone involved. It's also a dreadful film.

Wednesday, August 06, 2025

Looking Back at Peeping Tom at Horror 101

I was invited to the panel at Horror 101 with Dr. AC again to talk about one of my very favorite horror movies, Michael Powell's Peeping Tom. I haven't ever written about Peeping Tom, but now I kinda want to. My friend, Lee Price, is on the panel, too, and he has written a marvelous piece about the film at Wonders in the Dark.





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Friday, June 20, 2025

Revisiting Dead Of Night at Horror 101

I was invited back to Dr. AC's Horror 101 podcast to talk about Dead of Night (1945). It's a film I wrote about for his book, Horror 101, many years ago. I've added that review, slightly revised, below.

Wednesday, May 14, 2025

Hide Me Among the Graves

"And mother, when the big tears fall,
(And fall, God knows, they may)
Tell him I died of my great love
And my dying heart was gay.

And mother dear, when the sun has set
And the pale kirk grass waves,
Then carry me through the dim twilight
And hide me among the graves."


--Elizabeth Siddal Rossetti, "At Last"

"Worms-meat, n. The final product of which we are the raw material."
--Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.


David Cronenberg is 82 years old at this writing and there's no telling if he'll ever make another film. The Shrouds (2025) is as good a valediction as anything. It is a more deeply personal film for the director than anything he's made since The Brood. It's a film that's drenched in an awareness of impending death. His death. His family's death. Everyone's death. As the title suggests, this film is a memento mori, more so than any other film the director has ever made. Cronenberg has always been curious about the mechanisms of life and evolution. In this film, he turns that curiosity on death, as both a physical process--a state of being in the world--and as a psychic phenomenon in which the connections between people, particularly lovers, are severed by the Grim Reaper's scythe.

Tuesday, April 29, 2025

Eye of the Beholder

The plot of The Ugly Stepsister is Cinderella as seen from the point of view of Elvira, the elder stepsister. As the film opens, Elvira's mother, Rebekka, has married Otto and moved herself and her girls into his house. At the wedding feast, however, Otto dies of apoplexy. This sends Otto's own daughter, Agnes, into a depressive spiral, and in one such mode, she tells Elvira that her father only married Rebekka for her money. "What money?" Elvira declares before storming off to tell her mother that her dead husband wasn't rich after all. The entire family is now in dire financial straits, because Rebekka is already negotiating the sale of the estate's assets to pay its debts. A glimmer of hope arrives in the form of an announcement from the palace. Prince Julian is to wed and will choose his bride from the virgins of the kingdom. Elvira adores Prince Julian. She reads his poems from a book she keeps with her all the time and aspires to marry him even before the palace announces its wedding ball. Agnes is indifferent. She's got a beau, but she's also penniless, so she plays along. Rebekka will only support Elvira's chances though, even when faced with Elvira's shortcomings. She sends her to Dr. Esthetique for a make-over--removing her braces and resculpting her nose among other things--and then packs her off to finishing lessons under the strict eye of Madame Vanya and her partner, Sophie von Kronenberg. There, she learns deportment and grace, but she's initially hopeless. She also comes into possession of the egg of a tapeworm, which she swallows in order to lose weight. The mountain seems too high to surmount, though, because Agnes is too perfect and she overhears the Prince out in the woods commenting on her appearance with the vow that he could never "fuck that!" Elvira has fortune on her side, though, and Agnes is disqualified from attending the ball when Rebekka discovers that she is not a virgin. She keeps her in the house as a scullery rather than have a scandal on the eve of the ball. She destroys Agnes's dress and leaves her at home. Agnes has help, though, when the ghost of her mother summons silkworms to weave her a new dress. At the ball, Elvira's "improvements" catch the prince's eye and he chooses her for the dance. Elvira is not well, though. The tapeworm has sapped her nutrition and there are ominous rumblings from her stomach. She holds it together long enough to see a mysterious veiled stranger enter the ballroom and sweep the prince off his feet. When the veil is momentarily lifted, only Elvira sees that it is Agnes come to thwart her. But Agnes's enchantment ends at midnight and she flees the ball, losing one of her shoes. The prince vows to marry the girl who fits the shoe. At home, Elvira wrestles the other shoe away and finds that her foot is too big for it. Drastic action is required...

A warning to the curious. I am a jaded viewer of hundreds, maybe thousands, of horror movies. There are things in this film to shock even a jaded viewer like me. The filmmakers don't pull their punches here. If you are sensitive to this...well, don't say I didn't warn you.

Monday, March 31, 2025

The Krell Laboratories Podcast: Rita (2024) and The Devil's Bath (2024)

My irregular podcast returns with conversations with friends of the blog, Kevin Matthews and Anna Maurya about two historical international horror movies from last year, Rita (2024, directed by Jayro Bustamente) and The Devil's Bath (2024, directed by Veronika Franz and Severin Fiala). Among the best horror movies of the last few years, sez I.





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Friday, March 28, 2025

Stars in B-Movies Blogathon 2025: Mary Woronov and Paul Bartel and Eating Raoul

"I knew what was art and what was shit. But sometimes the shit was more interesting." -- Mary Woronov


The first film I ever saw in which Paul Bartel and Mary Woronov both appear was Rock 'n' Roll High School, but I didn't start to associate them as collaborators until I saw Bartel's Eating Raoul on HBO in 1984. I had seen Death Race 2000 by then, too, but it didn't register for me that it was their first film together because Bartel, who directed the film, does not appear in it. They ultimately made 17 films together, sometimes playing husband and wife, sometimes with Bartel nowhere to be seen in front of the camera. Their best known collaborations were in films written and/or directed by Bartel himself (most famously in Eating Raoul in 1983), but they were a ubiquitous part of the company of actors who worked at Roger Corman's New World Pictures in the 1970s. I always loved it whenever they showed up in films together, and even when they showed up in films without the other.